Exactly. I... a northern person... am going to the Reading festival 2009... where the southern persons live.
question... why not leeds you cleft? answer.... no-one fancied it to be honest, and neither did I.
Then Michal and his small tribe of Tunbridge Wells folk asked me round t'reading end. Why not then?
Just because my accent will offend most people there and will probably be mugged and/or raped... doesn't mean to say it won't be the best experience of my life.
Michal, by the way, is my southern equilivant and my official 'wing man'. All advice on women and girls is shared between us. Ex's are the enemy and this is a war.
"love's not a competition, but i'm winning." - Kaiser Chiefs. Yours Truly, Angry Mob.
If either of us ever get remotely 'serious' with a girl.... it's a pint in the cottage and as soon as one of us utter the words; " mate, i've got something to tell you..." we know what's coming! The offcial 'wing man' standing down ceremony.
The Porter Cottage is our drinking hole. Our home. Our way of life.
Anyway back to Reading, this will be my first festival and from what i've gathered from non - festival virgins, baby wipes are a must. And a sleeping bag. Neither of which I have yet.
b'reyt.
Stand by for photos.... videos...... sucide letters etc.
question... why not leeds you cleft? answer.... no-one fancied it to be honest, and neither did I.
Then Michal and his small tribe of Tunbridge Wells folk asked me round t'reading end. Why not then?
Just because my accent will offend most people there and will probably be mugged and/or raped... doesn't mean to say it won't be the best experience of my life.
Michal, by the way, is my southern equilivant and my official 'wing man'. All advice on women and girls is shared between us. Ex's are the enemy and this is a war.
"love's not a competition, but i'm winning." - Kaiser Chiefs. Yours Truly, Angry Mob.
If either of us ever get remotely 'serious' with a girl.... it's a pint in the cottage and as soon as one of us utter the words; " mate, i've got something to tell you..." we know what's coming! The offcial 'wing man' standing down ceremony.
The Porter Cottage is our drinking hole. Our home. Our way of life.
Anyway back to Reading, this will be my first festival and from what i've gathered from non - festival virgins, baby wipes are a must. And a sleeping bag. Neither of which I have yet.
b'reyt.
Stand by for photos.... videos...... sucide letters etc.
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